Cumming with a Coke Bottle

Cheers or Tears?!

A short disclaimer before we get started: Please, under no circumstances, stick a Coca-Cola bottle in your pussy. I learned why the hard way.

Many moons ago, before kids and before things went to shit, my ex-husband and I had a lot of fun together. Mostly, I was the kinky one, and he just went along with it. It could have been worse, right?

I’m not sure where I got the idea from, but I have one question: do you know how unexpectedly raunchy and euphoric it feels to have a hard, thick, and smooth phallus-like item slid into your wet pussy?

I blushingly admit I missed the boat on the glass dildo bigrade.

But I digress.

Ah! It just came to me! I remember when the idea for the Coke bottle came to me. I was grocery shopping and saw two little lonely old-fashioned Coca-Cola bottles on the shelf. I must have been horny (surprised?) because my mind immediately went to what we could do with those Coke bottles after we drank them on our date night.

Yes. I’m a dirty girl. And I like it.

The foreign sensation was wonderful — at first. After I came a few times, I noticed some light cramping. But I didn’t want my ex to stop. Finally, on my fourth or fifth orgasm, my body was telling me to give the bottle a rest. As my ex slowly slid the glass bottle out of my pussy, I realized where the cramps were coming from. Thrusting the open Coca-Cola bottle in and out of my pussy created a suction, which was part of why it felt so good. But as the suction became stronger, so did the cramps.

I hope I helped someone contemplating sticking a Coca-Cola bottle up their bajingo today. It’s not worth it. Get a regular, somewhat consumer product safety-approved glass dildo instead.

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